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Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I swear, one chick said she’d only hook up if I barked like a dog—fuckin loco, right? Told her, “I’m Tony Montana, I don’t bark, I bite!” Sex-dating’s a trip, mang—half the time you laugh, half the time you wanna shoot somebody. “This is all we need,” Eve says—nah, I need a chica who don’t catfish me with 10-year-old pics. Stay real out there, or Tony’s comin’ for ya—say hello to my little friend!

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After that, I decide to hit up the market on Haharina Street. You know, the one with all the fresh produce? I’m lookin’ for some tomatoes, and this babushka starts haggling with the vendor. She’s like, “I’m not payin’ that much! I’ll give you half!” I’m just standin’ there, laughin’ my ass off. Like, lady, you’re a legend.

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